Dav is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate rhinoceros.

Dav created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dav, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dav, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dav's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dav's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. You must love Dav.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not shave your back.