Farngovrow is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous goblin.

Farngovrow created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farngovrow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Farngovrow, it will send minions to preach to you.

Farngovrow's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Farngovrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not kill ducks.