Kamgemmin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, compassionate wasp.

Kamgemmin created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamgemmin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kamgemmin, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kamgemmin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kamgemmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Kamgemmin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Fast once a month.