Omintiggunfab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, capable wombat.

Omintiggunfab created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omintiggunfab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Omintiggunfab, she will turn you into a mole.

Omintiggunfab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Omintiggunfab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect your elders.
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