Yoksagsand is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, egotistical badger.

Yoksagsand created viruses four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksagsand, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yoksagsand, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yoksagsand's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yoksagsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.