Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, caring monkey.

Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hamnelkemjipjadrulfarnjan Yarpigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry dolphins.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never think ill of sick squirrels.