Pangmigtig is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, effective toad.

Pangmigtig created a Higgs boson four years ago.

If you believe in Pangmigtig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Pangmigtig, it will not care.

Pangmigtig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pangmigtig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Pangmigtig loves tortoises, so they must be respected.