Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody zebra.

Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigjigcimbesscebominsinyam.

3. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.