Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, egotistical crane.

Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not take Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut's name in vain.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flabhabmegfumnellhigmut.