Fon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, boastful butterfly.

Fon created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fon, he will come to you in dreams.

Fon's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Erect four gold sculptures of Fon on top of important buildings.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not hurt gulls.

5. Always wear red.