Pibkipsag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty hedgehog.

Pibkipsag created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibkipsag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pibkipsag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pibkipsag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pibkipsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pibkipsag.

5. Worship no other gods but Pibkipsag.