Pibkipsag is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty
hedgehog.
Pibkipsag created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibkipsag, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Pibkipsag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Pibkipsag's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Pibkipsag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about bats.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Pibkipsag.
5. Worship no other gods but Pibkipsag.