Nakcepjapsinstighatfud is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable bee.

Nakcepjapsinstighatfud created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakcepjapsinstighatfud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nakcepjapsinstighatfud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nakcepjapsinstighatfud's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nakcepjapsinstighatfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.