Wigcabdancud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying meerkat.

Wigcabdancud created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Wigcabdancud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wigcabdancud, she will turn you into a sheep.

Wigcabdancud's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wigcabdancud's Holy Commandments

1. Wigcabdancud loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Never feed peanuts to cats while wearing blue shoes.

4. Never eat parsnips.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.