Kombumbim is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent
hyena.
Kombumbim created a charm quark six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kombumbim, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Kombumbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Kombumbim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Kombumbim's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Eagles are not to be trusted.
5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the south.