Kombumbim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent hyena.

Kombumbim created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kombumbim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kombumbim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Kombumbim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kombumbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Retreat if three ducks approach from the south.