Pibfetged is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring snail.

Pibfetged created Europe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfetged, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pibfetged, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pibfetged's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Pibfetged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.