Hit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, overgenerous finch.

Hit created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hit, she will throw large rocks at you.

Hit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hit's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Hide from orange capybaras for they are unholy.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hit.

5. Hide if three horses approach from the north.