Rotyikbarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever beaver.

Rotyikbarn created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Rotyikbarn, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rotyikbarn, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rotyikbarn's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Rotyikbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always obey Rotyikbarn's priests.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.
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