Dubkendisslog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, kind fly.

Dubkendisslog created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubkendisslog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dubkendisslog, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dubkendisslog's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Dubkendisslog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Dubkendisslog loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat bark.