Saklimfig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate ant.

Saklimfig created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Saklimfig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Saklimfig, it will turn you into a rock.

Saklimfig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Saklimfig's Holy Commandments

1. Saklimfig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away if four moths approach from the east.