Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent dugong.

Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisfligbestdogwegquatjin.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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