Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust spider.

Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot, he will ignore you.

Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fobortbossfodshavsafquagdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.