Nullhubbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving mole.

Nullhubbarn created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhubbarn, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nullhubbarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nullhubbarn's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Nullhubbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never paint your head turquoise.