Hubmabvon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, unthinking alligator.

Hubmabvon created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Hubmabvon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hubmabvon, he will torture you forever.

Hubmabvon's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hubmabvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hubmabvon.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. You must pray to Hubmabvon seven times a day.