Bin is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, duplicitous yak.

Bin created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bin, she will laugh at you.

Bin's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Erect three silicon sculptures of Bin on top of important buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.