Watflagsug is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, staggering salamander.

Watflagsug created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Watflagsug, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watflagsug, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Watflagsug's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Watflagsug's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Watflagsug loves swans, so they must be respected.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.