Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing fox.

Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Mutgattofnibnurhabjinaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Run away if five horses approach from the south.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never play with disobedient children.