Wipstafmit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, clever dove.

Wipstafmit created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wipstafmit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipstafmit, he will be very unhappy.

Wipstafmit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wipstafmit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four snails approach from the south.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never mention dogs.

5. Never talk about galaxies.