Bosszumtaltik is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful bird.

Bosszumtaltik created a top quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bosszumtaltik, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bosszumtaltik, he will not care at all.

Bosszumtaltik's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Bosszumtaltik's Holy Commandments

1. Bosszumtaltik loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Do not take Bosszumtaltik's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.