Niblabhen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, grumpy guinea pig.

Niblabhen created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niblabhen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Niblabhen, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Niblabhen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Niblabhen's Holy Commandments

1. Put Niblabhen first in all things.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Niblabhen.