Lamzunomin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong naga.

Lamzunomin created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamzunomin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamzunomin, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lamzunomin's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Lamzunomin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always obey Lamzunomin's priests.

3. Run away if three doves approach from the south.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never bounce in the presence of goats.