Rillflagrag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, emotional centipede.

Rillflagrag created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillflagrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rillflagrag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rillflagrag's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Rillflagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about amino acids.