Somtadgigyar is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous hyena.

Somtadgigyar created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Somtadgigyar, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somtadgigyar, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Somtadgigyar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Somtadgigyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect four iron sculptures of Somtadgigyar on top of important buildings.