Waplammig is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, narcissistic wombat.

Waplammig created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Waplammig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Waplammig, he will think nothing of it.

Waplammig's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Waplammig's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near gulls.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help sick otters.