Shavzedfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, impressive centaur.

Shavzedfarn created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavzedfarn, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavzedfarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Shavzedfarn's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Shavzedfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.