Dossvabflabflag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, self-assured whale.

Dossvabflabflag created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dossvabflabflag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dossvabflabflag, it will turn you into a snail.

Dossvabflabflag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dossvabflabflag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

3. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Dossvabflabflag.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.