Cimquartrot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, sapient guinea pig.

Cimquartrot created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimquartrot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cimquartrot, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cimquartrot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cimquartrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Never feed melons to doves while wearing fawn shoes.