Fobkadsab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, weak cat.

Fobkadsab created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fobkadsab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobkadsab, she will turn you into a goat.

Fobkadsab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fobkadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Always pray immersed in water.