Cutponbif is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, compassionate mongoose.

Cutponbif created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutponbif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cutponbif, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cutponbif's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cutponbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away from purple frogs, for they are unholy.