Babyakjenbed is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, egotistical rhinoceros.

Babyakjenbed created a photon four years ago.

If you believe in Babyakjenbed, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babyakjenbed, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Babyakjenbed's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Babyakjenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about lemons.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.