Goddunstik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying hyena.

Goddunstik created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddunstik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Goddunstik, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Goddunstik's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Goddunstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away if seven ants approach from the east.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.