Konwitbigfum is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective goblin.

Konwitbigfum created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konwitbigfum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Konwitbigfum, he will turn you into a snail.

Konwitbigfum's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Konwitbigfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help squirrels.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about fire.