Naddadtam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring hyena.

Naddadtam created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Naddadtam, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Naddadtam, he will boil you in a big pot.

Naddadtam's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Naddadtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away from yellow sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always help sick dogs.