Nibzodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing mink.

Nibzodsug created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibzodsug, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibzodsug, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nibzodsug's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nibzodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nibzodsug first in all things.

2. Never paint your chest indigo.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.