Shavcepsid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty pigeon.

Shavcepsid created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavcepsid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Shavcepsid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Shavcepsid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Shavcepsid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always look after injured mites.