Fomdibfly is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonourable giraffe.

Fomdibfly created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdibfly, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomdibfly, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fomdibfly's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fomdibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fomdibfly.

5. Never talk about fire.