Volvidhim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable wombat.

Volvidhim created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Volvidhim, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Volvidhim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Volvidhim's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Volvidhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not run in public.