Zogfadpog is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous finch.

Zogfadpog created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogfadpog, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Zogfadpog, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zogfadpog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Zogfadpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.