Pongil is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying ferret.

Pongil created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pongil, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pongil, it will torture you forever.

Pongil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Pongil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Pongil on top of all buildings.

2. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.