Xucnulldonfom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, strong fish.

Xucnulldonfom created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucnulldonfom, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucnulldonfom, he will turn you into a snail.

Xucnulldonfom's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Xucnulldonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if nine cats approach from the west.

4. Do not take Xucnulldonfom's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.