Vanpidlan is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, fast
zebra.
Vanpidlan created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vanpidlan, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Vanpidlan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Vanpidlan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Vanpidlan's Holy Commandments1. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the north.
2. Always help geese in need.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Retreat if three goats approach from the east.
5. Never talk about nebulae.