Vanpidlan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, fast zebra.

Vanpidlan created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanpidlan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vanpidlan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vanpidlan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Vanpidlan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven grasshopers approach from the north.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if three goats approach from the east.

5. Never talk about nebulae.